Thousands of posts and pages shipped under owners’ names
Ghost Marketing.Your name on the work. Not ours.
Ghostwriters write for the biggest names in music. Nobody thinks less of them for it. We do that for your marketing — write it, publish it, rank it — and every word goes out under your name.
Your website · needs your OK
“5 signs your water heater is about to go”
Written in your voice. Ready to publish.
Maria G.
★★★★★
“Best cleaning we’ve ever had…”
Replied — “Thank you, Maria!” ✓
Published to your website
“Braces Near Me” — live
Ranking without you ever seeing the SEO
This month
47
times customers reached out ↑ 31%
The work is loud. The worker is invisible. That’s the whole trick.
What you actually see
Two things.That’s the whole job.
A ghostwriter is invisible to the audience — never to the client. You see two things, and everything else stays behind the curtain.
- The number — and why it moved, in one plain sentence
- Every word about to carry your name, waiting on your yes
- Nothing else. No dashboard, no homework, no jargon
This month
47
times customers reached out ↑ 31%
More people found the new braces pages.
One · The number
Needs your OK
“5 signs your water heater is about to go”
Exactly as your customers will see it.
Two · Your yes
Shown exactly how your customers will see it. Read it, change a word, or tap approve.
Week one
Seven days from linkto it's-just-happening.
[01]
Day oneDrop your link.
It reads your site, your reviews, your voice — and starts writing as you the same day. You answer nothing.
[02]
Day threeYour first yes.
Posts, pages and replies appear, written in your voice. Read one, change a word, tap approve.
[03]
Day sevenYou've stopped thinking about it.
Work ships every week under your name. You see the number, and whatever's waiting on your OK.
That’s the whole routine — most owners spend under ten minutes a week. See how it works →
The half you never see
You will never think aboutany of this again.
This is the boring, technical half of marketing — the part agencies charge you for and then explain to you in a monthly call. It gets done every week. It will never appear in your inbox, and you will never be asked to have an opinion about it.
Keyword research
What people actually type when they need you.
Schema markup
The code that gets you the stars and the map pin.
Redirects
Old links that would've sent customers to a dead page.
Site speed
The three seconds that decide if they wait or leave.
Citations
Your name and number, matching everywhere it's listed.
Crawl errors
Pages Google can't read, so nobody finds them.
Internal linking
The paths that walk a visitor toward booking.
Cannibalization
Your own pages competing against each other.
Keyword research
What people actually type when they need you.
Schema markup
The code that gets you the stars and the map pin.
Redirects
Old links that would've sent customers to a dead page.
Site speed
The three seconds that decide if they wait or leave.
Citations
Your name and number, matching everywhere it's listed.
Crawl errors
Pages Google can't read, so nobody finds them.
Internal linking
The paths that walk a visitor toward booking.
Cannibalization
Your own pages competing against each other.
Meta descriptions
The blurb under your name in the results.
Content decay
Pages quietly sliding off page one.
Core Web Vitals
Google's grade for how your site feels to use.
Local pack ranking
Whether you're in the top three on the map.
Alt text
What your images say to search engines.
Canonical tags
Which version of a page counts as the real one.
Backlink profile
Who vouches for you, and whether it helps.
Index coverage
How much of your site Google has actually seen.
Meta descriptions
The blurb under your name in the results.
Content decay
Pages quietly sliding off page one.
Core Web Vitals
Google's grade for how your site feels to use.
Local pack ranking
Whether you're in the top three on the map.
Alt text
What your images say to search engines.
Canonical tags
Which version of a page counts as the real one.
Backlink profile
Who vouches for you, and whether it helps.
Index coverage
How much of your site Google has actually seen.
Wondering how this can possibly work? Fair question →
Plugs into your stack
Connect once. It works everywhere.
It reads your data, posts your content, and fixes your site across the tools you already run — no new dashboard to babysit.
More connections added continuously. Don't see yours? It probably works anyway.
Your name, your call
You decide how much you want to know.
A ghostwriter still hands over the manuscript. Read every page, skim the important ones, or never open the envelope — and change your mind any time with a single tap.
Maximum control
Pure Manual
Nothing goes out until you say so.
Every post, page and reply waits for your yes — you read it the way your customers will see it, before anyone else does. For the owner who wants eyes on every word carrying their name.
- Read everything first
- See it exactly as it'll publish
- Zero surprises
Most people live here
Hybrid
The quiet work just happens. You okay what carries your name.
The invisible half — the technical upkeep nobody wants to read about — never reaches you. Anything a customer will actually see waits for your call.
- Plumbing handled silently
- You approve what's public
- Where most owners land
Hands off
Fully Automatic
You don't hear from us at all.
The full ghost. It writes, publishes and posts as you, on its own schedule — the only thing it ever stops to ask about is permanently deleting something.
- Runs 24/7 without you
- Results in your pocket, nothing else
- One tap to switch back anytime
One switch in your dashboard. Slide it whenever you want — no call, no setup.
The ghost has a name
I was the ghostfor ten years.
For ten years I wrote blogs, built websites and ran SEO that went out under other people’s names. Their customers thought they wrote it. That was the job, and it worked.
Then AI came for my job. So I built the thing that replaced me — and handed it to the people who were being overcharged for it. Owners. Not agencies. You.
— Aubrey Lang, founder of HeyLang
The whole story
Aubrey Lang
The ghost
Same work. 1% of the price.
Everyone else pays $10,000/mo.You pay $99.99 for all of it.
Huge savings, better value, more transparency — and plans start at $49.99/mo.
One year at $10k/month =
A century of marketing with Lang.
Good ghostwriters are famously expensive.This one costs less than your phone bill.
Pricing
Start where you are. Grow into the full ghost.
Three plans, one ghost. No seats to buy, no upsells, no contracts —
change or cancel in a click.
Not ready? Start with a free website analysis — no card.
Ghost Social
Posted for you, every day
billed monthly
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Includes:
Ghost Social + Website
Get followed — and get found
billed monthly
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Everything in Ghost Social, plus:
Phantom Pro
The full ghost
billed monthly
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Everything in Ghost Social + Website, plus:
1 location included — 5 keywords across a 3-mile radius. Add locations for $19.99/mo each.
Every plan is the same ghost taking more off your plate — not software you operate. You set the leash: approve everything, or let it run.
Nobody has to know.That’s the point.
Every other tool hands you more work to do. This one does the work, puts your name on it, and stays out of your way.
Put us to work — freeFree look at your site first — no card, no call.